I've learned that no matter
how much I care,
some people are just arseholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have
a big dick or huge tits.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more fucked up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep
throwing up long after you think
you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had
better be a lot of money to take
its place.

I've learned that sometimes the
people you expect to kick you
when you're down will
be the ones who do.

I've learned that we don't have to
ditch bad friends, because their
dysfunction makes us feel better about
ourselves.

I've learned that no matter how
you try to protect your children, they will
eventually get arrested and end up in the
local paper.

I've learned that the people you
care most about in life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away.

I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if
they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages.

Mr.M
I'll only put on the good ones.